Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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