I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
she peed on how many people?
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
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