take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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