the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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