Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
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