Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
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