You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
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