Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
i think we sleep fucked last night...
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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