So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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