Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
where are you?
Hypothermia
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
Randomize
