It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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