Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
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