He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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