Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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