thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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