why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
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