can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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