yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
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