that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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