I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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