I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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