butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
I want you more than these girls want KFC
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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