new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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