Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I think I died a long time ago.
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
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