I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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