you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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