ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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