hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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