he told me I talked like a deaf person
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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