I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
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