using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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