Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
Randomize
