Non-Jews are for practice
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
I got inside last night via doggy door
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
The cops high fived after they tackled you
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