I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
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