Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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