she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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