My first STD was from a foam party
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
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