standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
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I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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