Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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