Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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