So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
Dear sober self, your keys are on the table in front of you the only way your typing this is with autocorrect goodnight love you
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
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