I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
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