Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
i think im in europe. pls send help
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
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