yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
Randomize
