I cannot find my penis.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
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