NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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