I could make wine with my vomit
It was confusing and full of hummus
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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