Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
Randomize
