covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
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