Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Randomize
