I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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