I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
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