youre lurking in front of me
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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