Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
Randomize
