My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
I just blew my weed a kiss
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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