I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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