I just accidentally handed the ticket lady a condom instead of the intended ticket. I am now the official whore of Harry Potter.
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
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